The new iPhoada – If you like your iPhone, you’ll love this!

iPhoada – If you like your iPad and iPhone, you’ll love this!

Be the first to upgrade your life with an iPhoada

 

Are you an iFanatic?  If so, you’ve already got an iPad and an iPhone.  You probably own at least one iPod (maybe more, just so you can have different colors to go with different outfits).  You probably love to brag to your fellow iFanatics about how many Apple iProducts you own.  If so, don’t you think it’s about time for you to feel the flush of pride when you’re one of the very first to add an iPhoada to your collection of iNecessities?  Anyone who wants to claim to live in a true iHome needs to get an iPhoada.

 

Unlike Apple-brand computers, this clickable input device has 2 buttons.

iPhoada’s eye-catching chrome controls

 

Unlike the clickable interface on most iProducts, the iPhoada has 2 buttons.  The smaller button allows you to conserve system resources for smaller downloads.  The larger one is used for quickly pushing larger downloads through the pipe.

The iPhoada is the newest and best home appliance you can buy.  When your iFanatic friends come over and see that you’ve got a brand new iPhoada installed, they won’t be able to wipe the envy off of their faces.

 

The new iPhoada comes with a gleaming white exterior shell

iPhoada’s gleaming white exterior shell

 

Notice the stylish gleaming white exterior shell.  Later release of the iPhoada will come in an assortment of other colors, but not white.  Getting yours iPhoada now will prove to everyone that you were among the very first to take advantage of this advanced iTechnology.

Installation is quick and easy.  iPhoada’s compatibility with related hardware is estimated to be well above 97%.  You’ll be unlikely to need to do any other upgrades as part of the installation process.

 

iPhoada is compatible with nearly all pipe systems

 

Every iPhoada comes with an complete accessory pack.  It’s strongly recommended to use the included accessories, especially after larger downloads.

 

You'll want to buy an accessory pack for your iPhoada.

iPhoada Accessory Pack

 

You can buy more accessory packs at your local Apple store.

Dumped onto the internet from my iPhoada. 

 

Note:  All product names are probably either trademarks or registered trademarks of their respective holders.  Use of these trademarks for satirical purposes definitely does not imply any affiliation or endorsement by the holders of said trademarks.  I am an Escaped Lunatic living in a village in China.  Trying to sue me for mixing up the products of an American computer company with a Chinese squat toilet tank manufacturer will only make you look even crazier than me.  I suggest the two companies ignore me and sue each other so I’ll have more to write about.

Escaped Lunatic

I've been fascinated by China for as long as I can remember. I took a teaching position in Dongguan in 2006-2007 and fell in love with the people and the country. I packed up and moved to China in 2010. I got married to a lovely Chinese lady in 2011. I got my Chinese green card in 2018. For me, life in China is a fun adventure. I hope you enjoy reading about it.

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