A Cat’s Guide to the Coronavirus Outbreak 针对新冠状病毒的猫咪指南 I am Stripy Emperor. Greetings to my fellow felines and to any humans who decide to read this. 猫咪同胞们和看这篇文章的人类们，大家好！我叫条纹皇帝。 You may have noticed some major behavior changes lately with your humans. They are probably going out less. Fewer guests are …
How NOT to Buy a Cat in China I originally prepared this to just be about my first acquisition of a cat in China. Since then, there have been 2 other incidents involving cats with the same problem. Normally, I like to write mostly about happy fun things. Fair …
Think getting a Chinese Green Card is Impossible? Think Again. The Lunatic’s Guide to getting a Chinese Green Card Many people still think that getting a Chinese Green Card is impossible, unless you happen to be a prize-winning scientist, a famous athlete, or have large piles of money to …
The Impossible Speech 发言稿《不可能》 Presented on December 17, 2016 at the 5th Anniversary Party for MilliCharity’s registration. 于2016年12月17日千分一挂牌五周年纪念活动 I’d like to thank everyone for attending today’s 5th Anniversary celebration of MilliCharity’s registration. 非常感谢大家参加今天的千分一五周年挂牌纪念活动。 Today, I’d like to share an important thought with you. I don’t believe Impossible really means …
MilliCharity’s Registration 5th Anniversary Party It seems like the official charity registration was only a couple of years ago. Time really does fly by when you’re having fun, and MilliCharity does a good job of making charity a fun activity. The party was at KeYuan Garden, the same place …
Dongguan Subway Opening Day Many years ago, I was watching a program about subways on either the History Channel or Discovery Channel. One of the comments made in the program was that no city could qualify as a truly great city without some form of subway or elevated …
Cat Containment and Other Feline Fun Last October, my beautiful daughter surprised us by bringing home a hamster. It was only supposed to be home with her on weekends and live with her in the school dorm during the week. Employees at her school had some exceptionally harsh methods …
MilliCharity Anniversary Parties And a New Charity WeChat Account Charity can be truly uplifting. I’ve already covered the MilliCharity Elections. December also had a pair of MilliCharity anniversary parties. First up was the 4th anniversary of MilliCharity getting formally registered with the government. This is usually one of the biggest parties …
Finding Travel Vaccinations in China I try my best to keep up on vaccinations while in China, but ran into problems when I needed some travel vaccinations. This happened when I started planning a trip to India. First, I needed to know which vaccines I needed. A quick …
MilliCharity Elections and Sponsorship Changes December was a busy month for MilliCharity. First, there were the MilliCharity elections. This meeting brought us a new president as well as a big change in sponsorship. There were also 2 parties which I’ve covered here. MilliCharity does a number of …
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Foot Massage. . . But Were Afraid To Ask Today, I’d like about something near and dear to my heart (and feet!), foot massage in Dongguan. Even before I came to China, I’d read how great a Chinese-style foot massage could be. …
Quick and Easy Zombie Makeup Undeath has never been so fast and cheap Quick and Easy Zombie Makeup – Why did I do it? A few years back, a friend and I decided to expose my lovely wife and daughter to the soul-sucking influence of the It’s a …