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    • Engagement Announcements for Lunatics
      • Engagement Announcements for Lunatics (P1)
      • Engagement Announcements for Lunatics (P2)
    • My Big Fat Guangdong Wedding
      • Chapter 1. The Dress
      • Chapter 2. Wedding Photos
      • Chapter 3. The Fitting
      • Chapter 4. The Wedding Photo Contract
      • Chapter 5. The Guest List
      • Chapter 6. Selecting the Restaurant
      • Chapter 7. Shop till you drop. Keep shopping till you die.
      • Chapter 8. Clothes, Photos, Swords, and the World’s Most Unsubtle Spy.
      • Chapter 8. Part 2. Deploying My Unsubtle Spy.
      • Chapter 8. Part 3. Stale Potato Chips and More Outdoor Pics.
      • Chapter 8. Part 4. Lunatic with a Sword, the Loooong Sofa, and Cool Costumes.
      • Chapter 8. Part 5. The White Bed and Something Darker.
      • Chapter 9. The Photo Albums and Other Fun With The Wedding Studio
      • Chapter 10: What Happens After Death by Shopping? Condemned to Shopping Hell.
      • Chapter 11. Murphy Was No Fool. Murphy’s Law Gets Enforced.
      • Chapter 12: Double Happiness needs a Double Party.
      • Chapter 12. Part 2. KTV – Wedding Karaoke Party
      • Chapter 13. It’s all over, or is it?
      • Chapter 14. It’s all over (except for the honeymoon).
      • Chapter 15: Looking Back. Wedding Memories.
    • My Big Fat Guangxi Honeymoon
      • Chapter 1: Getting there is half the fun.
      • Chapter 2. Saturday, The Quest for Internet (and erotic alcohol???).
      • Chapter 3. Two Passengers Set Sail That Day for a Three Hour Tour. A Three Hour Tour.
      • Chapter 4. Going down and the return of the naked(?) moon goddess.
      • Chapter 5. This time the tour was more than three hours.
      • Chapter 6. Her murder plot and my terrifying revenge.
      • Chapter 7. One last try at death by bicycle and I get a cool new toy.
      • Chapter 8. The shocking truth about shopping and other painful experiences.
      • Chapter 9. Honeymoon Memories.
    • Mission: Second Honeymoon
      • Day 1. Getting to Fenghuang
      • Day 2: Getting everyone’s act together.
      • Day 3: Awards and some amazing little girls
      • Day 4: Early wake up call and other weather related entertainment
      • Day 5: Dawn of the ice age and more alarming events
      • Day 6. Not so distant drums and attack of the Mutant Pizza
      • Day 7: Losing the war, Bandit chicken, Bridges too far, and Balcony plans
      • Day 8: TGIF, Moving, Beggar’s chicken, and the Truth behind the legends of Sirens.
      • Day 9: Good weather at last, Near-fatal collision, Final shopping binge, What light through yonder window breaks, and Who woke up the guards?
      • Day 10: Our return to DG, Flying in style, and the Reappearance of an old friend.
      • Looking Back: Two Years Later
  • Lunacy Around The World. Travels outside of China.
    • Holy Cow! India 2015
      • The Quest for Salt – In the Footsteps of Gandhi on Dandi Beach
      • India Ink – Tattoos in Palolem (and jokes too)
      • Giradhodh Falls – A long, challenging day and a challenge from me
    • Migratory Lunacy – USA Tour for the In-Laws
      • First Stop – Washington DC
        • National Zoo
      • Next Up – New York New York!
        • New York Food – Edibles in the Big Apple
        • The Times Square Kiss
      • Third and Final Stop – Prescott Arizona
        • The Big Ditch, er, . . . The Grand Canyon
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