How to Announce an Engagement Like a Lunatic
如何像疯子一样宣布订婚
Priding myself in my personal lunacy, I couldn’t exactly announce my engagement to my friends and family in any sort of normal way. Instead. I decided to see if I could speed up getting my inheritance (the princely sum of about $2.37 the last time I got a look at one of dad’s bank statements) by giving both of my parents a heart attack. 
为自己的癫疯而自豪的我无法以正常的方式向我的家人和朋友宣布我的订婚消 息。相反，我决定看看能否通过让我的父母都心脏病发作，来加速继承我的遗 产（上次看到我父亲的银行对账单，那笔数高达2美元37美分）。
So, after getting engaged to a lovely Chinese girl in a less than exciting way, I decided to turn the engagement into a PowerPoint, telling the tale in a much more exciting fashion, complete with a plot twist that I’m told really did come close to leaving me orphaned. Happily, the paramedics arrived in time and both of my parents were successfully resuscitated. 
于是，在以一种不那么令人兴奋的方式与一个可爱的中国女孩订婚后，我决定把订婚过程制作成幻灯片，以一种更令人兴奋的方式讲述这个故事，并以一个转折的情节结尾。据说那个结尾差点让我成了孤儿，好在医护人员及时赶到，成功救活了我的父母。
A PowerPoint won’t quite work in this environment. The good thing is that I already did 2 versions (one with pics, one without) over at Raoul’s, so I think I can make this work. I’ve put it onto the next 2 pages. Just keep scrolling and you won’t miss anything.
不过幻灯片不适合在网站上发布。幸好我在Raoul’s网站上已经发布了两个版本（一个有图片，一个没有图片），所以我想我能还原出同样的效果。我把内容发布在后面两页里，请继续翻看，你绝对不会错过的。
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