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  • Lunatic Love and Romance in China
    • Engagement Announcements for Lunatics
      • Engagement Announcements for Lunatics (P1)
      • Engagement Announcements for Lunatics (P2)
    • My Big Fat Guangdong Wedding
      • Chapter 1. The Dress
      • Chapter 2. Wedding Photos
      • Chapter 3. The Fitting
      • Chapter 4. The Wedding Photo Contract
      • Chapter 5. The Guest List
      • Chapter 6. Selecting the Restaurant
      • Chapter 7. Shop till you drop. Keep shopping till you die.
      • Chapter 8. Clothes, Photos, Swords, and the World’s Most Unsubtle Spy.
      • Chapter 8. Part 2. Deploying My Unsubtle Spy.
      • Chapter 8. Part 3. Stale Potato Chips and More Outdoor Pics.
      • Chapter 8. Part 4. Lunatic with a Sword, the Loooong Sofa, and Cool Costumes.
      • Chapter 8. Part 5. The White Bed and Something Darker.
      • Chapter 9. The Photo Albums and Other Fun With The Wedding Studio
      • Chapter 10: What Happens After Death by Shopping? Condemned to Shopping Hell.
      • Chapter 11. Murphy Was No Fool. Murphy’s Law Gets Enforced.
      • Chapter 12: Double Happiness needs a Double Party.
      • Chapter 12. Part 2. KTV – Wedding Karaoke Party
      • Chapter 13. It’s all over, or is it?
      • Chapter 14. It’s all over (except for the honeymoon).
      • Chapter 15: Looking Back. Wedding Memories.
    • My Big Fat Guangxi Honeymoon
      • Chapter 1: Getting there is half the fun.
      • Chapter 2. Saturday, The Quest for Internet (and erotic alcohol???).
      • Chapter 3. Two Passengers Set Sail That Day for a Three Hour Tour. A Three Hour Tour.
      • Chapter 4. Going down and the return of the naked(?) moon goddess.
      • Chapter 5. This time the tour was more than three hours.
      • Chapter 6. Her murder plot and my terrifying revenge.
      • Chapter 7. One last try at death by bicycle and I get a cool new toy.
      • Chapter 8. The shocking truth about shopping and other painful experiences.
      • Chapter 9. Honeymoon Memories.
    • Mission: Second Honeymoon
      • Day 1. Getting to Fenghuang
      • Day 2: Getting everyone’s act together.
      • Day 3: Awards and some amazing little girls
      • Day 4: Early wake up call and other weather related entertainment
      • Day 5: Dawn of the ice age and more alarming events
      • Day 6. Not so distant drums and attack of the Mutant Pizza
      • Day 7: Losing the war, Bandit chicken, Bridges too far, and Balcony plans
      • Day 8: TGIF, Moving, Beggar’s chicken, and the Truth behind the legends of Sirens.
      • Day 9: Good weather at last, Near-fatal collision, Final shopping binge, What light through yonder window breaks, and Who woke up the guards?
      • Day 10: Our return to DG, Flying in style, and the Reappearance of an old friend.
      • Looking Back: Two Years Later
  • Lunacy Around The World. Travels outside of China.
    • Holy Cow! India 2015
      • The Quest for Salt – In the Footsteps of Gandhi on Dandi Beach
      • India Ink – Tattoos in Palolem (and jokes too)
      • Giradhodh Falls – A long, challenging day and a challenge from me
    • Migratory Lunacy – USA Tour for the In-Laws
      • First Stop – Washington DC
        • National Zoo
      • Next Up – New York New York!
        • New York Food – Edibles in the Big Apple
        • The Times Square Kiss
      • Third and Final Stop – Prescott Arizona
        • The Big Ditch, er, . . . The Grand Canyon
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Welcome to China! Captain Kirk's Bridge wasn't this cool. Love your plants and they will love you. Five passengers set sail that day

Welcome to China!

Another delightful day in the Middle Kingdom.

Captain Kirk's Bridge wasn't this cool.

But this one doesn't have phasers or photon torpedoes. :-)

Love your plants and they will love you.

This explains why Chinese gardens are so nice.

Five passengers set sail that day

On a three hour tour, a three hour tour

Welcome to the Escaped Lunatic website

I'm Living La Vida Canton in a little village on the outskirts of beautiful Dongguan.

I'm a little behind on the travels outside of China section (OK, a LOT behind), but am very pleased with how Lunatic Love and Romance turned out.

Engagement Announcements for Lunatics

Engagement Announcements for Lunatics
Who needs a boring "We're going to get married." announcement? It's so much more fun to announce it like a lunatic.
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My Big Fat Guangdong Wedding

My Big Fat Guangdong Wedding
Getting Married in China? It may look relaxing, but it's a one way ticket to insanity! Lucky for me that I'm already a Lunatic.
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Two Bank Cards, Two Passports, One Headache

I love banking in China.

Two Bank Cards, Two Passports, One Headache Banking in China can be an Interesting Experience     A few months back, I spent a little time in a hospital in Hong Kong.  My health insurance is through a Hong Kong company, but it required me to pay everything up front …

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Lunatic Finance – How to Save Money Like a Lunatic

Save Money the Lunatic Way

Lunatic Finance How to Save Money Like a Lunatic   Do you want your retirement to be at the mercy of some bureaucratic social security plan and maybe a small 401k or IRA?  Even if all of those hold together, most people in most countries find themselves in for a …

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Unplanned Male Pregnancy – Another Crisis of Modern Times

The growing crisis of unplanned male pregnancy

Unplanned Male Pregnancy Another Crisis of Modern Times   As if the world didn’t already have enough problems, the recently reported problem of unplanned male pregnancy has gone global.  Now it’s reached all the way to China. Normally, male pregnancy is something that only happens to seahorses.  Seahorses are used …

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Glowing Fibrous Tentacles Have Invaded My Village!

Fiber Optic Cable Installation.

Glowing Fibrous Tentacles Have Invaded My Village! And one of those tentacles just reached into my house!  Oh wait.  Sorry if I caused any alarm.  It’s just a fiber optic cable for my internet connection.  When I first came to China in 2006, I got this odd wave of “goodbye” …

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Christmas Pizza With Daughter

Christmas Pizza with my Daughter

Christmas Pizza With Daughter   One inconvenient part about Christmas not being a publicly observed holiday in China is that the schools here hold class as normal on Christmas Day.  Since my beautiful daughter lives at school during the week, I wasn’t going to get to see her on Christmas day.  …

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Christmas, Friends, and Pizza

Christmas Pizza

Christmas, Friends, and Pizza   Back when I first came to China, food was a frequent topic of conversation.  One of the common questions people asked me was “Which western food do you miss the most.”  I replied “I miss good pizza.”  The inevitable response was something along the lines …

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My Chinese Christmas Tree

My Chinese Christmas Tree

My Chinese Christmas Tree   Although Christmas isn’t an official holiday here in China, it’s sort of observed, at least on the retail level.  Shops put up Christmas trees, play endless Christmas songs (often including several different singers doing the same song in a row) are played, and the clerks …

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8 years since I met my first friends in China

8 years since I met my first 2 friends in China

8 years since I met my first friends in China   Time flies when you’re a Lunatic.  I first arrived in China on December 6, 2006 for an 8 month contract as an English teacher.  Three days later, I went to my first English corner. Someone asked me about my favorite …

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MilliCharity Registration 3rd Anniversary Party

MilliCharity

MilliCharity Registration 3rd Anniversary Party   MilliCharity is one of Dongguan’s oldest charity groups.  In 2011, it became one of the first charity groups to be registered with the government.  If I understand things correctly, it was the first registered charity which hadn’t had some sort of prior government sponsorship. …

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RaoulsChinaSaloon.com – A Must-Visit Site for Expats in China

RaoulsChinaSaloon.com A Must-Visit Site for Expats in China   I’ll probably get around to adding a resources or links page later on, but I wanted to get this information posted in early.  If you are even thinking about joining the ranks of expats in China, there’s a site you need …

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China Cultural Notes: Girls vs. Women

China Cultural Notes: Girls vs. Women   Before I get myself in trouble with some phrasing in my other posts, I wanted to get this very important Chinese cultural detail on the record. I was emailing a very dear friend back in the states about two of my best friends …

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Wow! The Very First Posting at EscapedLunatic.com

I’ve got about a billion things to get posted, some of which I might or might not backdate to match when they happened.  In the meantime, it’s November 24th 2014, and I’ve just made enough progress on the Escaped Lunatic site to get my first post in. 🙂 December 12th …

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